I licked Chuck Norris because someone offered me1,000,000 dollars

If you were privelaged enough to get this email from me yesterday (see post title) I think you should leave your sentence in the comment section. Kate sent this to me yesterday and brightened my day! Here is how it's done:

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
.........
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
...
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to, he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

...

Now type out the sentence you made in my comments section because you're cool like that.

The one's I received through email yesterday:

Kate- I had lunch with a goat because I'm cool like a Ninja!!!!

Aunt Diana- I had lunch with my dog because I'm sexy and do what I want

Jason- I karate chopped a fireman because I'm cool like that

My sister B- I loved your mom because I'm NOT crazy

I actually laughed harder at her response to her sentence:

"Mine was not so funny, Joy... :( Actually, it makes sense...And to be completely honest, sounds somewhat like therapy..."

I love my sister, she is so funny!

Anyway...

I have been reading in Genesis. And recently 2 things struck me as being very funny.

Genesis 26

34 -When Esau was forty years old, he married Judith daughter of Beeri the Hittite, and also Basemath daughter of Elon the Hittite. 35 They were a source of grief to Isaac and Rebekah.

Not that I'm happy that Isaac and Rebekah Sue felt tortured... Do you think Rebekah's middle name might have been Sue? Maybe she was from the "southern" part of Mesopotamia?

Genesis 27

46 -Then Rebekah said to Isaac, "I'm disgusted with living because of these Hittite women."

Ahh.. Now is she female or what? Not that I can relate...

Then Rebekah goes on...

"If Jacob takes a wife from among the women of this land, from Hittite women like these, my life will not be worth living."

A little melodramatic wouldn't you say?...

Now just to end with a little something fun...

Jason, are you sure you weren't homeschooled?

And lastly. Because I can't leave out Dawson. This is Dawson on coffee.

Not really about the cofee...