I have found a new calling.
Well, newer than being an emcee for bowlathons, which was my previous new calling.
I have decided now to
***drumroll please***
Be an anchorwoman for the first ever positive news station.
That's right. I'd be bringing positive news to a home near you.
Economy in a slump?
Not on my watch! It's happy it doesn't have to work so hard!
Employment at an all-time low?
Not on my watch! It's giving people a break for once in their lives.
If NBC reads this, they'll offer me more than Katie Couric.
Unless she works for CBS.
As you can see, I don't watch much of the news.
4 comments:
ahhh....i love your new header!!! i know im way behind on your posts....but i just wanted to tell you=)
Hey, I would watch your new program! Besides news programs beging negative, newspapers are very negative. We don't get one. I was at church tonight and answered the phone and a lady on the other end was promoting the local Gazette newspaper. I told her we were at church... then she said, are you sure you dont' want a newspaper. I said NOPE! We were nto interested! Geesh!
With a Newscaster name like "Joy Dawn" the Sunrise of News, you are SURE to be a hit!!! I'd tune in except I don't have digital etc;
if you are wanting to spread joy while doing the morning news - that will mean announcing lots of two hour delays! that would surely spread joy to lots of kids...and adults who are kids at heart :)
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